Mathematics

Although I’m admittedly more of a words girl (can’t you tell?!), the numbers are important too. In math class, you can be as calculating as you like. I’m confident that my figure, ahem, I mean, all the figures, will add up just right, and if you choose to invest, you will see a positive return!

Theorems:

Click here to prove them true.

Line: 5’2”

Circles: 34”, DD (natural), 28”, 38”

Gravity: 120 lbs

Point in time: Mid-30s

Equations:

Please solve for X. However, be warned, the X factor is key to the romantic formula between a man and a woman. Brilliant philosophers have been trying to solve this fundamental riddle for centuries. Will you be the first to crack the code?

1 hour + I + U + $600 = X (Oakland incall only)

1.5 hours + I + U + $900 = X (Oakland incall = $800)

2 hours + I + U + $1200 = X (Oakland incall = $1100)

3 hours + I + U + $1600 = X

4 hours + I + U + $2000 = X

6 hours + I + U + $2800 = X

12 hours + I + U + $4500 = X

16 hours + I + U + $5000 = X

24 hours + I + U + $7000 = X

Other Factors:

Just a few additions.

For outcalls, I am available to meet you at your upscale hotel. Visits to private residences will only be considered once we get to know each other.

Screened guests are invited to my lovely welcoming incall in Oakland.

If you prefer to meet elsewhere, like San Francisco or the South Bay, but don’t have your own space, I can find us a classy, comfortable, convenient place to meet for simply an additional fee of $200.

All dates three hours or longer are expected to include some time out and about together.

In-date extension (pending availability) = +$500/hr

Meet time ≤11:00 am or ≥10:00 pm = +$100

Couple = +$200/hr

Greater Bay Area/NorCal bring me to you¹ = +$50/hr of roundtrip travel time + travel expenses

(For longer times or greater distances, please see my travel page.)