Although I’m admittedly more of a words girl (can’t you tell?!), the numbers are important too. In math class, you can be as calculating as you like. I’m confident that my figure, ahem, I mean, all the figures, will add up just right, and if you choose to invest, you will see a positive return!
Please solve for X. However, be warned, the X factor is key to the romantic formula between a man and a woman. Brilliant philosophers have been trying to solve this fundamental riddle for centuries. Will you be the first to crack the code?
1.5 hours + I + U + $800 = X (New client special introductory offer!)
2 hours + I + U + $1200 = X
3 hours + I + U + $1600 = X
4 hours + I + U + $2000 = X
6 hours + I + U + $2800 = X
12 hours + I + U + $4500 = X
24 hours + I + U + $7000 = X
Just a few additions.
Fees above are for outcalls. An incall can be arranged for simply an additional fee of $100¹.
Visits to private residences will only be considered once we get to know each other.
All dates three hours or longer are expected to include some time out and about together.
In-date extension (pending availability) = +$500/hr
Couple = +$200/hr
Concierge fee² = +10% of rate of time booked
Greater Bay Area/NorCal bring me to you³ = +cost of Uber +$50/hr of roundtrip travel time
For longer times or greater distances, please see my travel page.
1 = I can meet you at your upscale hotel, if you already have a room booked. I can also find us a classy, comfortable, convenient place to meet and visit, for only $100.
2 = Excited to get together, but don’t have the time or inclination to plan our date? I love organizing events and outings, and with just a few pieces of information from you, I would be happy to arrange all the details of our time together, fitting into your desired budget and time. I can find us the perfect restaurant, arrange transportation to and from our destinations, buy tickets to shows, etc. As the amount of pre-planning required usually corresponds to the amount of time we will spend together, my concierge service fee is 10% of the cost of our time together. E.g., for a 3-hour date, the concierge fee would be $160 (not including the amount for any activities we do together, which would simply be charged at cost).
3 = Included in my regular rates is travel to anywhere in the East Bay, within the city of San Francisco, or Sacramento. If you are a little further afield (e.g., South Bay, Napa Valley, etc.), but can’t wait to see me, I can come to you! I’ll just expect a bit of help with the travel costs and some reimbursement for the time it takes me to reach you.
Numbers don’t lie, and neither do I. My rates are non-negotiable.